Plausible Deniability

So really, the great thing about the fact that North Carolina has not (yet) passed a law outlawing cell phone use in the car is this: should one be talking to one's self in the car and realize that the person in the car next to you is staring, you can pick up your phone and pretend to be on speaker.

This is all speaking strictly hypothetically, of course.

Now if only there were some way to cover for nose-picking...