Perhaps nothing is as revealing about the depravity of my own heart in regards to the aforementioned addiction to college basketball as the deep and sinister joy I take in checking the scores and (hypothetically speaking) finding out that Dook got demolished, destroyed, embarrassed and humiliated by (hypothetically speaking) the aforementioned Clemson Tigers that we demolished, destroyed and embarrassed a couple weeks ago here in Chapel Hill, by the score of oh, let's say, 74-47.
Clemson fans, did I say that orange is ugly? What I meant was that orange is ugly on me. You, however, pull it off spectacularly well.
Tennessee and Texas fans, I'm gladly willing to make a similar concession should you also prove to be so useful to my addiction.
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